steaming reindeer poo

Zoltan asked several pertinent questions over the course of the weekend. I would like to share them. 1. Is reindeer poo as big as horse poo? Do they poo when they are flying? What if they poo on the roof?
2. Is it dangerous to dual wield knives while doing a cartwheel?
3. Will Santa bring me a grappling hook with a laser pointer on it?

ah...boys....