namecalling

Darling Husband and I had a bit of a hysterical moment yesterday. Between listening to NPR & lining all the cold air returns with window screen (a seemingly successful bat prevention maneuver thus far) we have decided there exist certain names that if we were saddled with them-- we would HAVE to change our monikers. The first would be Dick Buttkiss, also Randy Hoser and Rod Palmer. Slim Johnson is right out also. They could hold club meetings at Penguin Liquors (in Lafayette IND) or if they are in Rochester MN they could hang out at the Pump N Munch.